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Script:

Mom: Boys! Get off the computer and go outside right now! You have been on the internet all day!

Sam: but mom the new season of fortnite just came out and i'm trying to watch ninja play it!

Mom: You know back in my day we actually played video games not just watched other people play them!

Tom: Ok Boomer

Mom: I was born in 1995! That joke doesnt make sense anymore! Go outside!

Sam: Man this is so boring what are we supposed to do outside??

Tom: idk man im trying to load this fail compilation but the reception isn’t good enough. 

Sam: what did we ever do before we had phones!

Tom: I dont think I even remember a time before phones. 

Sam: You know, I do remember mcdonalds having a playset…

Tom: Oh yeah! Lets go see if they still have that! 

Sam: No way! It looks like mcdonalds replaced their playset with free wifi!

Tom: Awesome! Lets go inside and get back our youtube videos bro

Mcdonalds employee: Hi we are closing the dining room in 10 minutes so you guys will have to go home

Sam: Awh man okay

Mom: hey boys! Seems like you had tons of fun you were out all day!

Tom: yeah mom we like the outside now

Sam: yeah mom outside is cool now 

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