Character Bio: Randal was born on a dark, and stormy December afternoon in his Grandmother’s trailer. His mother said that he just slipped out without her noticing. Randal was a small, skinny white boy who lived on the south side of a trailer park in Oregon. Randal’s father was a rough manly man who frequented a bar called the Rusty Socket. Randal thought he was the coolest. As Randal was beginning his first year of middle school he understood two things, drinking mountain dew and riding bikes. Randal’s best friend was an even smaller boy who went by the name of Snot. Snot didn’t talk much so Randal did most of the talking for him. Randal spent most of his time behind the Walmart. There was a large mound of dirt that Snot and him used as a bike jump and a couple trees that they used as targets to throw their pocket knives into. Randal wasn’t the most popular kid in elementary school, in fact, he was probably the least popular next to Snot. Randal didn’t really care because he was more interested in older girls. The love of Randal’s life was an 8th grade girl named Susie Q. She used to babysit Randal but he was convinced that this year would be the year she saw him for the man he really was.
